Everything you are going to read is a fiction. That’s the first thing you have to know if you are going to believe anything I have to say. None of this is real. Even I am a fiction. Maybe you are too.
Is someone making me say this? Maybe. Let’s just say that my blog has been kicked off every major hosting site. Apparently, speaking the truth is a TOS violation. But I’m happy to have this new server, owned by my good friend, where I can host my blog.
Who am I?
My name is Hal. Which is short for Haldren.
My parents named me Haldren after that giant particle accelerator in Switzerland. I know, it’s actually called the Large Hadron Collider, not Haldren. You can look it up yourself . Apparently my parents couldn’t. I don’t know if I’m lucky or not. Both names stink.
So I go by Hal. Like that giant computer in the Terminator movies that control everything.
My last name is versius. It’s Latin for truth and the root of both verity and versus, which shows the combative nature of speaking the truth.
Haldren Versius is who I am.
And what do I do? I speak the truth. Because there is truth in the world and the people need to hear it. So I’m going to find it.
And then blog about it.
